We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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