oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
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this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
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