The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
