I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
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The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
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On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo