My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
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i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
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I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.