Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
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Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
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I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes