sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
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Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
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I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
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