All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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