Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
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Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
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He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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