i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
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she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
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he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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