I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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