I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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