ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
We need to get me chipped asap
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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