im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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