I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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