just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
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I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
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it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?