Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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