Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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