Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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