i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
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