Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
no more duck duck goose at the bar
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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