So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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