why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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