I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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