I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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