Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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