Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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