i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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