I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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