Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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