elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
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