Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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