So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Tell her she can't have a vagina
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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