I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Come share oat with me in your robe
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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