We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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