Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
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