I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
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