bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Houston, we have a squirter
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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