just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
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She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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