OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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