I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
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At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
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classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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