On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
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Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
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I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
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