Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
sarcasm needs its own font
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
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