And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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