i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
My ass is underappreciated
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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