Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
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my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
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Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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