Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
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He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
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Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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