trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
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Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
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Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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