HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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