It's just like the Real World with babies
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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