who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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