On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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