suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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