Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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