doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
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can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
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Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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