Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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