whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
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there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
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We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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