i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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