Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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