BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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