R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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